mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023

Monge

1. A dumbass/dimwit 2. A stupid bitch that keeps eating your damn sandwich 3. A nigga that has done fucked up 4. Your best friend accidentally stuck his/her dick in your asshole

1.Jerald you fucking Monge why did you do this get that out of me
2.Honey who is this fucking Monge in our bedroom with no clothes on
3.BABE THATS MINE YOU FUCKING MONGE

by KrispyCheeto July 31, 2019

mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

monged

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

by gat man April 3, 2003

monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003

mong

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

by osgoir May 9, 2007

mong

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

by roseroserose January 13, 2008