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Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.
Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)
by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022
mugGet the Missouri Passmug.

Princeton, Missouri

The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed
by Shitstain123456789 April 12, 2019
mugGet the Princeton, Missourimug.

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.
Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life
by #dipperdan November 29, 2018
mugGet the conway missourimug.

springfield, missouri

The third largest city in Missouri; located in Greene country.
by jimbob2000 February 26, 2011
mugGet the springfield, missourimug.

Missouri Mudball

When a chick snorts up diarrhea from a chick/guy's asshole, straight up into her mouth, and then makes out with the chick/guy.
Dude, your dad gave your mom a Missouri Mudball last night? That's straight fucked up.
by DOUCHUS February 16, 2010
mugGet the Missouri Mudballmug.

Perryville, Missouri

Little Hick ass town in the middle of no where!! With a bad football team!!
Have u been to Perryville, Missouri?
63775
by dustin clay February 4, 2012
mugGet the Perryville, Missourimug.

bolivar, missouri

A small city in Missouri that has more churches than stop signs. Seriously, the rule of 3 applies to churches in this shithole. Good luck if you're gay or liberal.
I went to Bolivar, Missouri and they damn near crucified me because of my Metallica shirt.
by Ralynnchel June 28, 2017
mugGet the bolivar, missourimug.

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