Steelville Missouri

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool

Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week

by I’m from steelville Missouri May 24, 2022

The Missouri Moan

When you're having intercourse and you lean into your partners ear and screech like a TIE fighter engine.

Guy#1: I did The Missouri Moan on this hooker from Utah
Guy#2: Shi sounds hot as hell
Guy#1: She fucking died of a heart attack

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.

Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life

by #dipperdan November 29, 2018

springfield, missouri

The third largest city in Missouri; located in Greene country.

Brad Pitt is from springfield, missouri

by jimbob2000 February 26, 2011

Missouri Mudball

When a chick snorts up diarrhea from a chick/guy's asshole, straight up into her mouth, and then makes out with the chick/guy.

Dude, your dad gave your mom a Missouri Mudball last night? That's straight fucked up.

by DOUCHUS February 16, 2010

Perryville, Missouri

Little Hick ass town in the middle of no where!! With a bad football team!!

Have u been to Perryville, Missouri?
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by dustin clay February 4, 2012

bolivar, missouri

A small city in Missouri that has more churches than stop signs. Seriously, the rule of 3 applies to churches in this shithole. Good luck if you're gay or liberal.

I went to Bolivar, Missouri and they damn near crucified me because of my Metallica shirt.

by Ralynnchel June 28, 2017