(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and

by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023

Millionaire Dian

Di aka Dian Coleman will become a Millionaire in 2025.

Hey Millionaire Dian,
Congratulations on winning the lottery becoming a Millionaire!

by $$MillionairetwoBillionaire$$ January 15, 2025

pet millionaire

A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)

Pet millionaires are mythical creatures.
My millionaire is not a pet, they're family.

by Blues5565 October 17, 2024

scumdog millionaire

When someone is a fucking scumdog but like you still would

Girl 1: "That guy is disgusting."
Girl 2: "Didn't fuck him last weekend?"
Girl 1: "Yeah. He's a total scumdog millionaire."
Girl 2: "Yeet."

by cutwithann September 1, 2016

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

Ping dog millionaire

The art of pining off your tits one illicit substances but feeling some million dollars

Yo bro I'm ping dog millionaire!

by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025

Hung dog millionaire

When Charlie savage inhales a bottle of whicky on a Friday and spits statutory rape game on Jessica. Then wakes up to become the infamous hung dog millionaire

Harry :Charlie why you so hung, just firm it pussy
Charlie: shut up you smelly saliva eating squatch

Harry : your a hung dog millionaire firm it

by HUNG4LIFE January 17, 2023