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J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
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tito method

The act of restarting until it works
"My internet isn't working" "have you tried the tito method?"

"I tried the tito method 13 times to make my pc work
by The Underscore Bro March 7, 2022
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The glow stick method

When a male sees a big tiddy goth girl in a Dollar Store and gets a noticeable boner. The big tiddy goth girl notices, and winks at the man. The pair go behind the counter and the big tiddy goth girl takes out his boner, but instead of using a DS stylus she wraps both hands around the shaft (one at the top and one at the base) and snaps it in a downwards motion. Then after the snap, comes the vigorous shake.
*bro 1 rubbing his dick
Bro 1: “Yo, my guy, my dick is hurting.”

*bro 2: raises eye brow
Bro 2: “Yo, why’s that?”
Bro 1: “Me and scki did the glow stick method yesterday.”
Bro 2: “ Oh shit bro!”
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8 Week Method

The 8 week method works to get over an ex-partner. The method consist of NOT talking to the ex for 8 weeks until underlying tensions have time to diffuse. After 8 weeks, emotions have more time to heal and future resolutions are easier to come fourth. This definition is not be confused with the two week method.
Guy 1: How do I get over Jessica and move on with my life when she’s constantly on my line?
Guy 2: Use the 8 week method- the time off can help you both figure out what you want.
by Jack5473 January 11, 2021
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Brillo Pad Method

when a man cums on a girls butthole and he lets it sit in there for a while resulting in the cum drying and becoming a crust like substance, so he uses his tongue as a brillo pad to try and lick and scarp away the remaining cum residue on the outside.
dawg it was so much leftover cum on her butthole i had to give her the brillo pad method to get the rest out
by aprilsveryown September 15, 2022
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3 bag method

manner to describe how unattractive your last sexual partner was.
1 bag = A bag for her or his face

2 bags = a bag for his/her face and a bag for your face

3 bags = a bag for his/her face, a bag for your face , and a bag for you to vomit in after your done.
by octy tenticles July 7, 2004
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Fuck it method

The fuck it method is to do something u never thought u would or could ever do!
You want to do something like a backflip off a 60ft cliff into water. You get paranoid that its gonna hurt like hell! Your afraid that you will really hurt yourself. So u say FUCK IT! You run jump and do the best you can. you may fail once but u keep doing it and your a pro! Thats the fuck it method!
by Dainnerflame1 October 13, 2012
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