The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.

by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017

Merkendorfer

A person who takes advantage of elves.

-Did you see Franz last night?

-Ya what a merkendorfer!!

by Bamboozed July 14, 2011

Merenade

Merenade is a combonation of the two words "merinate" and "serenade." Basically it is when someone sings to their food. Some believe that this softens it up and makes it more dilectible. Others think that the food doesn't get softer, the jaw muscles just get warmed up from the singing so the food seems softer, when in fact the jaw is stronger and readier to eat it.

*As Forrest prepares to eat his muffin he starts to sing* "DJ got me fallin in love again!!!"

Lauren: "Forrest, stop singing to your muffin! You're an idiot!"
Forrest: *stops singing for a second* "I'm marenading it!"
Lauren: *gets annoyed* "do you mean serenade?"
Forrest: "No, merenade"

Lauren: "FORREST, YOU'RE RETARDED!"

by forrestgumpiii July 28, 2011

mercenarial

Having motives to financially profit from investment of others

He was mercenarial in his profit strategy.

by Gpathom July 27, 2016

merkeln

A german word-puzzle, made from the German Chancellor "Angela Merkel" and the "-eln" ending of verbs.
I merkle
You merkle
He/She/It merkles
We merkle
you merkle
they merkle

It reffers to: Sit around and do nothing
or: Talking about something so long, that you can just do it, because everyone else is too fed up to stop you from doing it

Q: Why is no one stopping the chancellor from letting all the refugees in?
A: She Merkled us

Stop merkeln, or I kill you!

by Nellox February 9, 2017

merrena

HALF DEMON!!!! STAY BACK!!! BEWARE OF THE FALSE KINDNESS AND SWEET LOOKS

"Hey look it's Merrena, she's bullying that kid name teela tequila ."

"how rude"

by billyjean.666 June 6, 2018

Merenla

It is an ethereal name that represents beauty and elegance. If you know a Merenla she is very sweet and kind. She is selfless and always thinks about the people around her, before herself. You can always come to her for advice and is very trusting. Everyone wants a Merenla in their life!

Merenla is so sweet!!
She seems like a nice person, I would love to be her friend!!

by Kieran xoxo November 12, 2020