fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023