Matty Haysom

Matty is the best guy friend you could have he is funny, has rugged good looks, is perfect in every possible way and is also a horny beast that never rests. His smile and flirtatious ways will drag you in faster than you ever thought possible.

He is perfect dating material.. If you want to date a god.

"I wish I was Matty Haysom."

"That guy over there, is Matty Haysom. He has the whole package"

by mosha timja March 25, 2013

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Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

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Matty's Server

Dead Server in discord.

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}

by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020

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Matty Tayler

He is the best person ever ! so sweet

Matty Tayler is king

by Daddy888 March 11, 2021

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matty ice

matty ice can be a nickname for boys named Matt or Matthew, but boys with this nickname are pretty goated and they are normally really nice, but when he is mad he is going too mad and does not care much about what you have to say, he will trust you if you are close with him and he is hard to choice(doesn't know what to say or do is confused)
but guys with this nickname you will be lucky to be friends or more than that with him.

girl 1: im going out with matt

girl 2 : matty ice, LUCKY ASF

by audriiiii January 25, 2022

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