jacob markowski

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.

Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!

by Adam1789 July 23, 2019

The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

Marko

Skunk ass nigga

This mans a full on marko

by DontAskMe December 18, 2018

Markon

An evil paranormal demon soldier.

Be careful around Markons. They are dangerous and evil.

by -MavisGirl April 16, 2019

Marko Perkovic

The greatest Croatian singer.He is not like other singers. He went to war, and fought for Croatia and went through many things. No other Croatian singer can be compared to him.

Marko Perkovic is the best Croatian singer.

by CroatianKid July 5, 2005

markopolis

to have mad sex with many super models at the same time (female)

Damn I want to markopolis that chick

by Not Markopolis, thats for sure June 21, 2003