Peter Jackson Margarita

1: I just had a delicious margarita and now I'm hammered.
2: Ooh, you must have had a Peter Jackson Margarita.
by otownkillah May 01, 2013
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National Margarita Day

The best day ever. In case you didn't know, this holiday was created by the one and only Lindsay Shapiro. February 22 #bestdayever
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shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.
Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!
by YAWA December 22, 2019
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Drano Margarita Abortion

The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.

Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.

Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.

Kevin B: Does it work?

Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.

Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.
by The Solution April 02, 2008
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Rancho Santa Margarita

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.
Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita
by RSMrebel March 06, 2011
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Powdered Margarita Rim

The "Powdered Margarita Rim," (P.M.R.) is the colloquial term for when one individual smears cocaine onto their nostrils (note: not the entire nose, strictly the nostrils), and another individual enters the scene, mentally preparing to snort, and subsequently snorting, the drug off the slathered nostrils by pressing their own against them. Of note: it is typical P.M.R. etiquette for the slathered sniffer to flare the nostrils prior to the snorter pressing their nostrils against the snortee's. This allows for the snorter to have more surface area as they prepare to engage in the sensual experience of binding their nostrils to the snortee's. While this moment is fleeting, some have deemed its emotional intensity comparable to events such as marriage, divorce, and child birth.
In bar.

Bobby: I would like to engage in a nostril-to-nostril hit.

Johnny: As would I - shall we?

Ramsay onlooker in bar: Ah, the Powdered Margarita Rim - I haven't seen one of those in years..
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Bear Grylls' Margarita

A drink consisting of all of the regular ingredients for a margarita. However, rather than lime juice, the salt is stuck to the rim using one's own urine.
Logan: "Yo Raul, why are you drinking so much water?"
Raul: "Gonna make us like 12 Bear Grylls' Margaritas, you feel me?"
by Dopeboy Loquan April 29, 2012
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