Jesse Mandella

super cool and epic, and hot, with big muscles and lots of money.

Oh man, I need a hot muscular man in my life, if only I had a, "Jesse Mandella".

by Merxylol June 13, 2022

Chillin like Magellan

When you are enjoying a cocktail after a long day of invading other people’s homes and exhibiting violent behavior towards them like if it were totally normal.

Joe: Yo, do you think I was acting weird last night when we entered that neighbor’s home, crashed into his party and insulted his guests?

Pete: No, not at all. That was us just “Chillin like Magellan”

by TresBañosSucios December 19, 2020