Magpie

An Australian bird that turns into a swooping cunt when spring and summer come around.

Person-to-person

"why is your ear bleeding?"
" a magpie swooped me"

by Vodkabongs October 12, 2017

magdiel

a mf who gobbles whilst wiping his ass and is smelly enough to knock a buzzard off of a shitwagon in July

"damn bruh why tf you actin like a magdiel"

by what's new, limpdick? February 28, 2023

Maggie Davies

literal perfection, likes minecraft

someone: oh yeah

maggie davies: *hits iron golem*

by ticklish one June 9, 2019

Maggie

Where do I begin. If u meet a maggie u are so lucky.keep hold of her tight cause she will be there for u. If u need a ear or an arm to cry or even a hug she is there. She has the tea. And if u are dating her keep hold cause there are boys that want to date her. She dates someone for love and affection not for popularity. She is a girl who is hard to get and doesn't fall in love easily. A non-complicated girl who any guy would be lucky to have. She’s a strong, independent girl who is loving and caring towards others. She is always laughing and smiling. Sometimes her insecurities get to her, but she is one unique beauty who doesn't give up on anything quickly. At times, she is confusing, but things will clear up fast and easy. Her beauty draws you like a magnet. A shy girl at first, but once you get to know her she is crazy and fun. You can never be sure that you know everything about her. She’s very understanding and considerate of others feelings. She always gives out great advice and is one amazing person who can always make you smile and laugh. She’s mostly unpredictable and probably one of the best friends you will ever have. I love my maggie

Maggie: how are u
Me: good with a fake smile
Maggie: it is ok let it out

by Anna.grace November 13, 2019

Maggie Walker Students

^not that

Maggie walker students are coOl

by Toog February 3, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is the type of person that will love someone no matter how much they have hurt her. She is a very thoughtful person that will always ask how you are and remember the little things. She is very trustworthy and is someone that you can just go and rant to that you know won’t share anything you say. She needs someone like her that she can do the same. She loves to just talk and have deep conversations. She is the most beautiful person ever but she’ll never except it no matter how much you tell her. Sometimes she feels like no one really cares about her so make sure you tell her how much you love her because that will mean allot and DON’T leave her after you’ve said it love is a big word to her and it shouldn’t be used freely. Overall Maggie is someone you NEED to be your best friend. If you have her make sure you take care of her as much as she does you.

Maggie is literally my best friend I’m so glad she’s in my life.

by The truth teller 69 March 20, 2020

Maimie

Is an amazing, beautiful, wonderful person who is going to be the funniest person you know if you befriend them. Funny, willing to do any dare, extremely legendary. Often religious, will probably be a virgin forever. Cannot go more than two hours without eating. Likely to be an addict.

Maimie over there is looking fire, dude🔥🔥🔥

by Anonymous is back again April 23, 2021