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Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)
Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...
by Scottee Mac November 25, 2010
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Magic: The Gathering

Magic: Gathering is a trading card game first put onto stores shelves in 1993. It's foundational mechanics went on to inspire many other games, Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh currently being the most famous. It also invented the prospect of tournaments for trading card games, which did not exist at the time.

Magic is a worldwide phenomenon, and has developed it's own list of dozens of slang words. Magic itself is typically known as Magic: The Gathering, MTG, or just Magic for players who play it more exclusively than other games for which the word “magic” could easily be confused.

More players play magic today than ever before, showing a clear upward trend in popularity over the last 10 years. Reports by Hasbro, the parent company of MTG, put the figure at “around 6 million” in 75 countries in 2003, while current(2016) unprofessional estimates are at anywhere from 8-15 million globally.

The game was invented by Richard Garfield with the financial support of WotC, the latter now owning the game in it's entirety and the former currently receiving royalties. Despite his lack of direct control over the game since the late 90s, Richard Garfield still contributes to the game sporadically, and is considered by many to be a pillar of the community and is known by Magic players internationally.

The game is known best for it's simplest mechanics by those who've never played it, these principle mechanics being 5 colors and resource building involving “lands” and “non-lands”.
Magic: The Gathering is a game like any other. The company prints things on cardboard and it turns into money. Might as well cut out the middle man and print money.

Person A: Magic The Gathering Players are fat vrigins.
Person B: Did you know that the player base of Magic: The Gathering in the United States has a 10% lower rate on obesity than the national average? How about we talk about issues that matter instead?
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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Madison

The girl that AlWAYS makes me laugh.My sister.The one were we always have dance battles.The girl that NEVER stops talking.The one with that HILARIOUS laugh The one that is MY sisy. And the one i love ALOT.
Madison-my sister Forever
by Grrll21 November 1, 2012
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Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.
Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!
by ImperialFleet1 August 28, 2009
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Jew Magic

A type of magic held by all Jews to con others of their money or to place a curse those whom they dislike.
I forgot to get my change from the bank teller, he must have used his Jew magic to make me forget.
by Christopher Sparling May 15, 2017
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Madison

A girl who is not only completely stunning and beautiful on the outside, but is equally as amazing on the inside. She is intelligent and practically has something to say about every topic. Madisons are always found center of attention. Madisons are loyal friends and would do anything for anyone in need. Madisons are about to put a smile on any face just by simply being there. Madisons love to laugh and make others laugh as well. Madisons can sometimes be bossy, but only because they want what's best. They make perfect girlfriends and fantastic wives. They are usually small, but that is only because their personality is so huge and complex. They are simply brilliant.
"Wow that girl is amazing!"

"Yeah! She must be a Madison!"
by RomeLula July 20, 2012
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Magi-Jestical

A place that is both Magical and Majestic.
I sat in wonderment of her in that hidden Magi-Jestical place near Big Sur. An U shaped cavern of cliffs, redwoods, a waterfall and a pool in which to swim. Just the two of us on the House Rock centered in the feeling of this place.

Robert J. Lanier
by Robert Jochem Lanier January 5, 2009
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