A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
by grasslike February 23, 2013
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 26, 2022
Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.
by Dropping Deuces of 262 June 10, 2012
Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgor💀
Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”
Guy1: “ what did I forget”
Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”
Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 12, 2022
When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 14, 2012
by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 13, 2014
When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
by TheNotSoSilentOne March 09, 2017