dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy

Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache

by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 12, 2014

jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip

Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.

by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022

Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair

Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.

by grasslike February 23, 2013

sriracha mustache

When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.

DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.

by TheNotSoSilentOne March 8, 2017

backwards mustache

a sexual position in which a man mounts a girls face backwards and dangles his balls right above her upper lip and below her nose.

My friend Matt gave that slut a backwards mustache!

by sexypanda man January 30, 2010

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012