misery guts

A miserable person. Someone who never smiles or has fun, usually an old person.

"Here he is, the fuckin' old misery guts!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

pit of misery

The dungeon of terror when you don't bring bud light to a party.

I did not bring bud light to the party so I was sentenced to the pit of misery.

by Ryanraptor December 9, 2017

misery

depression,the state of being really unhappy,feeling hopeless,angry

she was so full of misery because her life was full of pain.

by Belinda h. December 7, 2003

Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

maserati

an Italian sports car made in Modena. thier current production models are: coupe, spyder, and quattroporte. they are sorta under-rated and a good alternative to the porsche 911, benz sl, and other cars. very exclusive

Once the man test drove the maserati, he traded in his SL500.

by anonymous December 29, 2004

MUNer

Someone who frequently participates in or attends Model UN conferences as a delegate, an organizer, a staff member, or a faculty advisor. Can be applied to an individual that used to be very active in Model UN but now only drops by during conferences or hangs with fellows that are still active.

All those MUNers must really enjoy that conference or they wouldn´t keep coming back each year.

Only a MUNer would be weird enough to know Kofi Annan´s middle name.

by Quirozom November 30, 2006

misery dick

A game played where two or more people share horrible things that have happened in their lives. Whoever has the worst life has the biggest misery dick.

Bob: "My dad had sexually abused me since I was six, up until the time I ran away from home at fifteen."

Sally: "Well, both of my parents died when I was five and one of my foster parents cut off my left hand and made me eat it."

Bob: "Damn, okay, your misery dick is bigger than mine."

by Anonandon October 3, 2009