Mongolian Volcano

Inserting two Mentos into a girl into a girls butt hole and then adding soda.

I’m gonna give you a Mongolian volcano.

by Mongolian Volcano August 23, 2023

Mongolian Fireman

When you light a girls pubes on fire during sex and you must ejaculate to extinguish the flames.

Whilst in China, I became a Mongolian Fireman

by Stew Boy&Mahalo June 14, 2018

Mongolian Popsicle

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.

My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!

by finnerty42 October 17, 2010

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013

Mongolian Psycho

A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.

I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.

by StraightGuy January 12, 2009

mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010