by Shadow anus November 17, 2017
The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.
USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...
by Eat 26 dicks May 30, 2022
Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.
by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013
by finnerty42 October 14, 2010
The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.
The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.
by snatchman2 May 06, 2010
A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.
I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.
by StraightGuy January 13, 2009
by MEJION July 06, 2020