shit mit 

Any piece of attire or fabric used to wipe your ass in desperate situations.

Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."

While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.

shit mit by dothegoodjob March 8, 2009

Catcher's Mit 

n. Of or pertaining to a female's unattractive face. A face that closely resembles the catcher's glove or outfielders glove in the game of baseball.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.

"Holy cow Jed, she looks like she's been catching fly balls in outfield all afternoon without a glove!"

"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.

Catcher's Mit by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005

tight mit 

a tight vagina

yo, u wheeling tight mit?
yeeeee bro

tight mit by cmac79 November 25, 2010

Musty Mit 

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

Musty Mit by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

qu mit 

去(qiu) it "chwee meet"

A variation of qumit (koo meet).

Using the Chinese character 去, meaning go, this word means to attend MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology)

I got 29/30 in my Calc BC Finals
-qu mit?

qu mit by Migirl.alumni.harvard.edu April 16, 2020

Gott mit Unser 

German for "God is with us." Said to have been inscribed on German soldiers' belt buckles during World War II (which Germany lost).

'Jesus was a liberal' is the liberal version of 'Gott mit Unser'.

Gott mit Unser by Gahmuret July 12, 2006

scratch.mit.edu 

An awesome kid-friendly site that welcomes kids all ages! Plus, you can get banned easily because of it’s kid-friendliness.
Also, you can code on it! You can share your creations too.

I type scratch.mit.edu

But I got banned out of the blue

What happens if I got the ban

Nobody knows if I can

I appeal it to send

Nothing to recommend

I got unbanned

What a happy day!

I went to code

What can we all say?

scratch.mit.edu by HappyMe323 December 16, 2020