Mirror Picture

A tacky profile picture in which someone takes a picture of them self through a mirror. Can appear on any social network. Usually the default picture of those who are overly self conscious of their appearance.

My ex-girlfriend constantly takes mirror pictures of herself and posts them on Facebook. This is just one example of her gaudy attributes, which is why I dumped her.

by YellowJellowBM February 19, 2012

Mirror vision

A mental health condition, generally affecting females more than males. The person affected tends to inflict lots of drama, stress, and insulting language to his/her partner. Then suddenly they turn around and accuse his/her partner of doing exactly what they have done

Adrian: I can't believe her crap! She has full accused me of doing to her what she has done to me!

James: Sounds like mirror vision, mate

by JimKetch April 3, 2017

mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

mirror goggles

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.

Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.

by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009

Mirror Missile

The projectile, splattered on a bathroom mirror, made up of hardened puss, liquid puss, and blood produced as a result of applying pressure to a face pimple (zit).

This phrase is used to describe the shooting of fluid onto the bathroom mirror from a squeezed pimple.

"Come check out this Mirror Missile, it's gonna take a half a bottle of Windex to clean up."

by Shevus January 8, 2010

mirror-gasm

A mirror-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off and blows a load all over a wall mirror and then licks it all off.

We've got a wall mirror in our dorm room, and I like to jack-off and have a mirror-gasm on it - then lick it up!

by USAF Cadet January 11, 2021

mirror queen

A mirror queen is a gay or bisexual guy who claims to be straight and is often married; yet he checks out naked guys by looking at their reflections in locker room mirrors.

"damn, that mirror queen is creeping me out"

by NJstag July 4, 2006