Jersey Milkshake

A sexual act originating in New Jersey in which the giver defecates in his/her hands. He/she then proceeds to rub said shit all over the recipient's breasts in a vigorous, circular motion. The giver then adds the finishing touch of a smooth, creamy cum concoction to the rich, dutch cacao. The ingredients are swirled and mixed together once more, creating a most delicate medley of sinfully rich flavors and leaving wide grins on both partners' faces.

Vinny: Ay yo, Steffie's been acting like a fuckin' bitch all day.
Joey: I've got just the remedy.
Vinny: What?
Joey: Bitch needs a nice jersey milkshake!
Vinny: Ay!
-Fist pumps all around-

by boobletits May 4, 2010

dirtpipe milkshake

A sexual act involving anal sex in which one person ejaculates into another's rectum. That person then proceeds to pass the semen back out of their anus and then eats it.

"She just had a dirtpipe milkshake."

by jl;kjl;jk May 18, 2008

Milos

Milos is the southwesternmost island of the Cyclades Archipelago in the Aegean sea, in Greece.

Milos is called "the island of lovers" because the famous statue Venus de Milo (Aphrodite of Milos) the ancient Greek Goddess of Love and Beauty was discovered in the island in 1820, and because it is the vacation destination of thousands of young (as well as not so young) couples, or young lovers, each year. As the discovery site of the famous statue, Milos also justifiably claims the title "island of Venus".

Milos is sometimes also called the "island of colors", due to the fascinating color formations of its spectacular volcanic landscape.

Milos, the island of Lovers. Milos, the island of colors. Milos is for Lovers. We'll be going to Milos for our family vacation next June.

by Andreas Belivanakis April 4, 2007

i drink your milkshake

An EPIC line used by Daniel Day Lewis, playing the character Daniel Plainview, in the movie "There Will Be Blood".

Properly used when one achieves victory or PWNage after taking something of another's when said n00b was unaware of what was going on.

Friend 1: I just found out my wife was sleeping with my brother behind my back...

Friend 2: d00d! He drank your milkshake!

Brother of friend 1: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!!

by Wattzor February 23, 2010

milfshake

A mother that you would love to fuck that has big titties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.

Yeah, the one with the huge melons? I would love to make a milfshake with those double d's

by whiteboyawesome August 4, 2011

Milosz

A polish name, not as common as other Male polish names such as Marek or Mateusz

Milosz is usually a caring person that worries about the people he holds close. He’s a great friend and is usually quite charismatic, reliable and punctual. He’s also a good looking guy.

“Who’s bringing the drinks?”
“Milosz is”
“Good, he always holds to his word”

by Lordofthebored July 16, 2019

Mayan Milkshake

Similar to the Sacajawean Smoothie, but with more of a Mexican flair. This sexual act involves the stuffing of a females mouth with typical Mayan foods such as corn, black beans, guacamole, salsa, red (or green) peppers, and other extemporaneous foods that are at your disposal. Once the mouth is properly stuffed, the male then places his erect genitalia inside said females mouth and "blends" the milkshake with his manhood.

Hey Liz, are you hungry for a Mayan Milkshake?

by Marty Feinstein March 26, 2011