backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

Fairbanks Lunchbox

a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the Fairbanks Lunchbox is the act of shitting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim's lunchbox. Finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in anticipation of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. Estimated preparation time: 45 minutes

Now that fool is gonna get the Fairbanks Lunchbox for what he's done.

by Gumby/Panda May 8, 2008

Monkey Lunchbox

A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.

"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"

by VeryGay March 23, 2010

Dirty Lunchbox

The dirty lunchbox is an act in which one participates in the lunging of large fruit such as whole pineapples, pumpkins, or watermelons and jamming them with much force and stamina into ones partners anal hole. Once you have jammed the fruit as far as you could into the anal hole you leave it in there and have sex with the girl. Once she can no longer take it you take you dick from the vagina and insert in in the asshole and drop your load on the fruit. You are left with a bloody, cummy mess you unback your lunch and feed it to the girl. Once she has finished it all you smack her across the face and you say you forgot to pray before eating your lunch and she must now receive dirty communion.

Your mother forgot to pack a lunch today for work, don't worry I was nice enough to give her a dirty lunchbox, trust me I don't think she be wanting to eat for a while.

by Monique8189 December 15, 2009

Indiana Lunchbox

When your so fucking hungry while in the act of sex that you are willing to eat corn on the cob out of a girls shitter or pussy.

Man when I got into bed with her my stomach was asking for an "INDIANA LUNCHBOX!"

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

cincinnati lunchbox

It's where two people dress up as lunch meats and rub condiments all over each other before engaging in intercourse atop loaves of fresh bread

Hey baby, want to go backstage with me for a Cincinnati lunchbox?

by Lepidon July 20, 2018

Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

by Bananas842 May 22, 2011