Flogging the Log

masturbation, male

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.

by Kyleh4171 January 01, 2009

Log Fog

(n.) The cloud of stench left in the bathroom after someone takes a deuce.

"Don't go in there, man, there's some serious log fog happening."

by Inox November 19, 2013

Drop a log

To evacuate ones bowels.

I need to go and drop a log.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Cabin Logging

Ass packer of the male cavity.

When Jake was a young boy he reeived Cabin logging from Dan and Steve in California.

by Holy shiznat July 09, 2009

Splash log

Splash log:when a turd of considerable proportions hits the toilet water and drenches your ass and genitals.

I just splash logged the hell out of my balls with the dump I just took.

by Quick nick September 20, 2013

dog log

dog poo!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!

by danarky June 26, 2003

lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!

Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"

by M Dogg March 26, 2005