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by potatohut March 28, 2015

Lillian Juno Lee B

Lillian is the most perfect and amazing person you will ever meet. I am not bullshitting you, you may think you have meet someone you claim to be "perfect" but when you meet her, you will realize that they were just shotty knock off of Lillian's pureness. When she looks at you with her honey brown eyes, your worries, your inhibitions, your fears, and all of your doubts melt away like snow on hot pavement. Her smile glows brighter than any supernova. Such radiant power seems intimidating at first, but soon after seeing it, you realize it is nothing but inviting and cool like the other side of your pillow. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Lillian look at you, it is like having the night sky look at you with kindness. the stars that are her freckles, the moonbeams that are the twinkles of her eyes, and the night clouds that are her loving sighs will make you wish that the harsh burnig sun would never rise again.

Person 1: Hey why was the first Lillian Juno Lee B definition deleted?
Person 2: Because it didn't come close to describing her so the universe erased it!
Person 1: Please calm yourself.....

by vintage_thot_ March 16, 2020

Lillian

Lillian is a very smart girl who has a problem with thinking that she isn't. She is really short but in a cute way that everyone loves. She always has to share her opinion with everyone in the room and even if it's not right she knows it is. Lillian is the type of girl to freak out for no reason, but she's never dramatic. She is so funny and makes people laugh all the time. Sometimes they don't even realize she's being mean. Lillian is always a pretty cool and chill person to have around. She doesn't get invited to parties ever but she should because she's always a blast. Lillian is pretty much the greatest friend in the world and she'll support you no matter what even if what you want to do is stupid. Sometimes she's a bitch but she never apologizes for anything even if she hurts your feelings. Everyone wants to be friends with Lillian, and if you don't like her you probably just have a personal problem with people who are pretty, rude, and smart.

"Lillian's so mean to me but it's kind of funny I can't tell if I like her or not"

by sophers 03 March 22, 2022

Lillianes

When the word love doesn't seem strong enough because the intensity is as strong as pure vanilla extract.

"I love you isn't strong enough"
"Deep Lillianes?"
"Always"

by deeznutzinjoemamasfaciea#2 May 11, 2022

lillian and jeremiah

lillian and jeremiah is a friendship where you laugh and maybe at school considered a couple but mostly are just friends. even though all you do is laugh your asses off and have the best time all while taking a walk or on the phone. jeremiah is always the one where he is very nice and always cares to talk to you, lillian is very bored and always wants to talk to someone to either make her day. this duo is unstoppable!!!

someone: are they dating?
another someone: no it’s just lillian and jeremiah laughing and having fun!

by ivyy June 25, 2023

Lillian

Funniest, smartest, kindest, and most amazing friend I could ask for. Never fails to make me smile and laugh. Someone would be so lucky to have a friend like you.

Xoxo
-Sabrina

Lillian was the girl we all wanted to be, she is my heather.

by thisisarandomusername October 22, 2020

Aiden and Lillian

They would be SO cute together but they’re both to shy to even talk.

Omg do you know Aiden and Lillian?
YES, they’d be so cute together.

by ballshahahha November 21, 2021