lasagna pussy

Typically a vagina that is nasty wrinkly little brown and a little black and a little green and on his/her period.

Dude look at this lasagna pussy I'd never eat that shit.

by Whatsuppissy December 19, 2016

dookie lasagna

WARNING: NOT A RECIPE. CONSUME AT OWN RISK.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.

the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

by the timmy July 1, 2007

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.

Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".

by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016

Lasagna G's

A group that consists of lasagnas that move silently like the letter G in lasagna

Somebody : We silent like some lasagna G's

by Slumped boy August 4, 2019

Lasagna Guy

The one gay guy that always makes lasagna for everyone, and when you ask him about his sexuality, he waves it of and says, "Anyone want more lasagna?"

Was That a Lasagna Guy?

Totally.

by Daftcdub1 March 23, 2017

jamaican lasagna

A large bowl of marijuana with several different strains, each separated by a thick layer of kief. Typically serves 3 or more people, but can be prepared by anyone with an excess of weed/kief.

We made some sick jamaican lasagna last night- Andy threw in some OG kush, Moose had some AK-47, Jesse pitched in his Blue Dream, and I contributed the last of my kief. We were so high we could barely move after that.

by M.J. Bud May 17, 2014