A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
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The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.
when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
The act of making poo, wiping...
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie... wiping again...
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.
when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order "dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
by the timmy July 1, 2007
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