Krustis

It mean fuck in Lithuania.
You should spell "krushtis".

Lithuanian: Eik tu krustis su savo kale!
English: Go and fuck your bitch!

by Elvyra July 27, 2007

Krusty

To own a blue iPad that has been krustily deep fried in oil. If you have been named as a Krusty person, then people view you as someone who sheds a lot of bread crumbs.

"Why is he so Krusty?"

by orangedonkey101 March 1, 2021

Krustie

Krustie: is something or someone that is metaphorically invisible, or hard to find type of thing, (hence the reason their are no definition's for the word, to be, but not be seen or heard, unnoticed)

If their is a lot of people their I will be krustie for for the night, I don't do crowds.

by Dani metro November 12, 2018

krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.

"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "

by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018

Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

Krusty Ronstain

An absolute idiot who throws everything that’s worthwhile in his life away. A person who cannot deal with their emotions so they burry themselves in Methamphetamine abuse instead of facing issues and dealing with them!

It’s so much easier to inject krusty ronstain with meth into my legs feet in fact any vein I can find rather than process pain hurt and rejection properly what an idiot!!!

by Lick me April 27, 2019