florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.

1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.

by dave May 31, 2006

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

Finger Knitting

when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.

last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!

by DiJam May 12, 2009

intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."

Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.

by colorknit January 27, 2010

kingthing

(1) Slang for something that is insanely cool.
(2) Slang for male genetalia

(1) Damnit, that band is kingthing!
Hey, did you play NS 2.01? It's kingthing!
(2) Hey, wanna see my kingthing?

by Ainstein November 4, 2003

levi nightingale

A person with low self esteem but is also dangerous to you and your famly when you piss him off

Levi nightingale is coming for you

by 5539u6 November 30, 2017

Knitting

The act of receiving head from two people at one time by pushing both of their heads down on the count of "one" and "two." Similar to the "knit one, pearl two" in knitting. Perfect for a guy sitting in between two females.

Jill: So what did you do this weekend Jack?
Jack: I went knitting with your mom and sister, Jill. It was pretty fun actually.
Jill: (unaware of the meaning of knitting) Alright then..

by KnittingMaster April 25, 2010