Kirsten (noun): A person who desperately tries to fit into the in-crowd, often at the expense of her true self. Not known for her natural beauty, she relies on wigs to cover her bald head and struggles with self-esteem. Her personality leaves much to be desired, often described as trashy, and she tends to use past connections to claim friendships instead of building genuine relationships. Lacking the ability to stand up for herself, she’s often seen as someone who's been through the wringer just to feel “loved.” With saggy breasts and a history of being ran through, she became a teen mom in a misguided attempt to grow up too fast, all while seeking validation from those around her, including a mother who doesn’t show her love. In short, Kirsten embodies the struggle of trying to be someone she’s not in a world that values superficiality.
Kirsten is a bop
by RogueKnight March 22, 2025
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by Duktective October 15, 2019
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by HOT DUDE7355 April 4, 2018
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If you meet a kirsten, run.
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
by Holla11 May 30, 2022
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