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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"
by FunChipin February 11, 2022
what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols
person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg
person 1: you good bro?
person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp
person 1: keyboard pattern's?
person 2: no im just strangling myself
by your reall name March 24, 2021
A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.
User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009
Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?
RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?
RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..
by Iron_Demon October 08, 2005
someone who is weak and used their phone as a social crutch, he/she will say shit online and/or behind your back but not to your face.
by Candy182829 January 23, 2015
The sarcastic,combative,and apparently omnipotent self-appointed expert on any topic of discussion.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.
by Rob bites August 24, 2008