A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.
You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!
by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018
Any person who constantly advocates for the use of Military Force against any country that might be a threat to the USA. This person always posts memes or links calling for Military force or the actual use of Military Force. Yet when questioned this person inevitably has never been in the Military or has any plans for enlisting in any branch of the Military. When asked why they have never served or or when they plan to enlist, the Keyboard General will make up all sorts of asinine excuses why they cannot enlist or did not serve. They are basically cowards hiding behind their monitor and keyboards
"... Although Jerry was all for Military intervention in the Middle East in his posts, he was nothing more then a KEYBOARD GENERAL when it came to actually serving in the Military.."
by Spectre Eelman April 18, 2017
The sense of empowerment found in the anonymity of online postings and conversations. Often, the small, young and immature are at the highest risk of succumbing to this mind numbing affliction.
User 1: I just saw the new Boondock Saints movie, it was awesome.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
User 2: I fucking hate that shitty ass bullshit! Troy Duffy is a gay fag and you're his cum rag for seeing that fucking fuck shit!!!111oneoneshit
User 1: Jesus, someone has a keyboard complex.
by HolierThanCow November 20, 2009
The pot, and detritus, (i.e. like crumbs of toast), that shakes out of a keyboard, and goes into a pipe.
by frishy June 13, 2016
Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?
RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?
RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r
RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..
by Iron_Demon October 08, 2005
someone who is weak and used their phone as a social crutch, he/she will say shit online and/or behind your back but not to your face.
by Candy182829 January 23, 2015
The sarcastic,combative,and apparently omnipotent self-appointed expert on any topic of discussion.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.
The keyboard cowboy has a unique knack for butting into civil,informative discussions and reducing them to good ol'fashioned internet flame wars.
The keyboard cowboy has singlehandedly taken nearly every 'net bulletin board down several IQ points.
by Rob bites August 24, 2008