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Kaden is a hot headed son of a b he doesn't know when to stop and will do anything you tell him for money. If he doesn't get his way he will throw a literal temper tantrum and cry until you give up and buy him even more food. He is not someone you want to be around.
Person 1:Hey Kaden, go jump off the roof. I'll give you a dollar
Kaden: Nah man, I'll do it for free
Kaden by Trentdawg October 10, 2019
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a bitch that sucks at soccer probably toxic and will do anything to be on top.
kaden by Takreem Merkaat July 24, 2020
A young man who likes getting his asshole demolished by traps.
Kaden had 5 orgasms when shoving ice cubes up his asshole.
Kaden by XNXNXXNNX August 25, 2020
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Kaden is really cool!
Kaden by Nedak gaming 123 November 25, 2021
a guy who only plays video games and sits at home to jack off and do nothing and he likes to send his dick pics to his closest friend only to get mad at them when they get mad at him for sending them
guy 1: "you hear what kaden did over the weekend?"
guy 2: "sit on his ass and jack off yeah i did"
guy 1: "no he sent his dick pics to his bestfriend"
guy 2: "oh my god"
Kaden by oiuthkjhlkh April 25, 2023
A fucking loser who lives in his moms basement. Constantly playing video games. Love beating off. And has absolutely no life.
I dont wanna be a Kaden
Kaden by TopNotch Mistake August 5, 2019
Someone that is most likely mean to you but it's sometimes nice and always throws ping-pong paddles at you.
Wow kaden threw a paddle at you again?
Kaden by Idk what this means March 19, 2017