Kaden

A complete ass.
Fuckboy all the way.
A guy who when in a relationship with only wants you to be perfect. A guy who only wants to fuck ( preferably virgins) and will end a relationship if you don't.
A waste of time because hell only hurt you in the end.
An ugly guy with a small ass dick.
If you know a Kaden stay away.

Kaden: hey are you a virgin?
Sam: no...
Kaden: damn to bad, bye✌🏻

by Unbreakablebitch September 30, 2017

Kaden

That one faggot cunt at your school that thinks he’s better than everybody else. All he cares about is being popular and getting that coochie.

*nobody*
Kaden: I talk to girls
Tristan: no one cares lol stupid cunt stfu

by PickledForeskin March 31, 2019

Kaden

Kaden tends to love mannequins. He nuts to them and that's how he last no nut november. He also tends to do daring things with sports he likes. Kaden is a name a parent would given when the run out of ideas. Kaden also tends to be sweaty at anything he tries

Goddamn that guy is a such a kaden. He got hard after seeing the macy's mannequin

by #KINHHGSGS November 3, 2019

Kaden

Snot snivelling piece of shit

Kaden sucks at karaty

by Yee ye November 10, 2019

Kaden

Is the type of guy to fuck a plane to lose his virginity. He also doesn't agree with the LGTBQI+ community. Has been known to stalk girls everywhere and in some cases blackmail them.

Kadens are lonely fucks who really likes sport

by bobrossfan#896785753984 August 10, 2020

Kaden

Kaden is a piece of shit. He doesn't go to class, and when he does he's high. He's a waste of space, but you would still sit on his face...

Person 1: Yo did you hear that Kaden's in prison?

Person 2: ooo thats tough, might as well fuck around and call me a prison wife *ahaha*

by tiddyz September 27, 2019

Kaden

One of the rudest boys you will ever meet. Kadens are usually really short with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes. When you first get to know a Kaden he is the sweetest boy ever, but then after a month or so, they’ll become the pettiest boy ever. Kadens tend to be popular and hangout with the cool crowds. Be careful when surrounding yourself with a Kaden, as he may drop your ass once he gets to know you.

Man, did you see Kaden today? He played Jenny so hard, what a stud.

by Strangerthingsfangirl17353717 December 12, 2018