Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.

"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."

by ItzSofa November 23, 2019

Jonathan

To Jonathan someone is to steal a girl from someone.

These boys have been Jonathaned too many times.

by Tightassass April 19, 2019

jonathan

if you meet a jonathan you are the most lucky person. he is the sweetest, most caring guy you’ll ever meet. if your upset he will try to cheer you up even if he’s down himself. he’s the most incredible guy you will ever know. jonathan is normally a flirt and super cute. he is also a really great kisser and is always down for netflix and chill. when you feel the touch of his lips you can’t get enough. he’s so addictive. if you have a jonathan in your life your pretty lucky

girl #1: who’s your new guy?
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.

girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan

by secret🤫 March 29, 2019

jonathan

such a nice and caring boy. He is someone that you can tell all your secrets and he would never tell any of them to anyone. He is someone you can stay up with all night and never get bored of talking with. jonathans will also be there for you and will never leave your side no matter what happens. when your mad he will keep saying he will not leave until your happy. I forgot to say jonathans are really cute and sometimes can be really hot ;). we all need a jonathan in are life.

girl one: wow is that jonathan?
girl two: yes that is!
girl one: he is so cute.
girl two: yes he is.

by cupcake.fireheart May 19, 2020

Jonathan

Somebody who uses excuses to skip or miss school or work.

Joe: Hey where’s Nathan?
Amanda: He probably skipped again!
Joe: Wow, he really is a Jonathan

by KermitDoesCoke November 11, 2021

Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

by on October 21, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is the smartest boy you will ever meet. He is so hot everyone calls him daddy. He can take yo chick so be careful. He can also dance and rap. He has nice mushroom Jaír that drives marcus insane.

Gia: Wow what a daddy he must be a Jonathan

by Papiiiii chulo May 20, 2018