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Getting "Johnnie'd" 

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!
I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.
Getting "Johnnie'd" by JaxSnow July 10, 2019
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Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.
Pulling a johnnie by ac91 May 14, 2013
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Jake and Johnnie 

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Person 2: Jake and Johnnie
Jake and Johnnie by jackii13 June 20, 2024

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