Jonny Clark

A cheeky white boy.

Slang used in New Zealand.

Person One: "Hey you took my book!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person One: " ... Don't get cheeky, white boy."
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark all over again."

by edmondhc August 24, 2009

Jonny

Generally has a bigger cock then a justin

wow, he is more hung then justin, he is JONNY!!!

by Јɘʂʊʂ May 31, 2009

jonnydee

Is a semi-well known member to online guitar communities. Instead of anal sex, he prefers to shit in a pickle jar and duck tapes a bagel to the top part where the lid is supposed to go. Jacking off with sandwich condiments is his favorite past time.

Jonnydee, leave the pickles in the pickle jar!!!

Leave my mustard alone jonnydee.

All your base are not belong to jonnydee.

chrismalais pwns jonnydee.

by Chris Malais February 12, 2009

Jonnyy

Extremely stupid or mentally challenged person.

Dude stop being such a Jonnyy.

by KingLemmz August 14, 2009

jonny depp

the most beautiful man in existance.

his eyes run deep like my soul.

by stacy mcmanus March 16, 2005

Jobbyslipper

To coolly dispatch a carefully wrapped jobby and place it in an unsuspecting victims pocket.

Jason slowly brought out the roll of cling film and placed it over the toilet pan. His jobbyslipper was created. After he finished offloading he beautifully wrapped it into a small robust package and placed it in his bosses coat pocket.

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005