Getting busy with mr jizzy

What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 01, 2016
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Jizzy-Wiz

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014
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when you are the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack, no cap all fax no printer.
damn, i must be the biggest brippa on the jizzy stack cause your mother hunge herself AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG
by jizzy stackalion February 20, 2022
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Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.
Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year
by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024
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Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 03, 2010
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Jizzy Effect

When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
- This is a good ass shit I'm takin right now
*gets a text*
- No way, the Jizzy Effect
by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021
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Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.
I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy
by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024
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