What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024

When someone is horny-annoying.
In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.
Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe
In other words, someone who is being uncontrollably annoying like a horny person who can't keep it in their pants.
Synonyms: desperate, blue-balled, over-the-top, annoying, nuisance, cringe
Example 1: Bitch, quit acting jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.
Example 2: Don't be jizzy and go make me a sandwich.
Example 3: Joe is being jizzy right now.
Example 4: Those fools at the club were jizzy.
by therealuncleheshy July 24, 2023

That laughable kid across the street doing weird things that you'd might not question. Also the kind of child who has a strange sense of humor.
That Jizzy kid's got some very crazy behavior. What the fuck is up with him? How much crack did he whack?
by blank flank March 2, 2023

He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
by thestupidshitsquad June 2, 2022

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022
