What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
Get the Getting busy with mr jizzymug. Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014
Get the Jizzy-Wizmug. When a homie texts you while you're on the toilet.
by JizzyEffect November 23, 2021
Get the Jizzy Effectmug. 
The act of ejaculating between a woman’s ass crack perfectly and paying your tab by swiping your Visa, MasterCard, American Express or Discover Card quickly
Hey bro, how was the sex with Mandy?
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
I screwed her brains out bro, but I pulled out to swizzy jizzy on that big jumbo ass! So much fun bro.
by ManMythLegendDMV May 28, 2018
Get the Swizzy Jizzymug. by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024
Get the jizzy jmug. He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
by thestupidshitsquad June 2, 2022
Get the JIZZY ON MY GLIZZYmug.