What were you doing last night Dave? Oh, you had a night in with your bird? Getting busy with mr jizzy?
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.
by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

He got jizzy all over my glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
My glizzy is now jizzed.
JIZZY ON MY GLIZZY-when you jizz on someone else's glizzy.
by thestupidshitsquad June 2, 2022

by Lexi.P July 14, 2025

A dramatic condition in which a male spins in a circle while emitting semen. An alternate option can be receiving oral sex after playing pin the tail on the donkey.
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018

Jizzy is going to Paris tomorrow.
by Lexi.P July 14, 2025
