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Jason

Jason

You can't judge a Jason on his name alone. All Jason’s are different- some funny, some serious, some athletic, some couch potatoes. It entirely depends on which Jason you're referring to. All are different, as already said. Generalising a Jason on name alone won't do. Sure, it'll fit some Jason’s, but for the most part, the rest will not connect at all.

This doesn't apply to just Jason’s, obviously. Any name- generalising to anyone just won't do- from Samuel to Rebecca, all owners of names are completely different. That's what makes us unique as a species. That's the beauty of humanity- our diversity.
Person 1- Hey, did you see that guy? He's such a Jason!

Person 2- What does that even mean? They're all different
by Jaberjr May 13, 2017
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Jason

Jason is a joke
by THANOS 123456? October 26, 2019
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jason

Jason is some wannabe cool kid that watches hentai with his dog he loves Asian food if he can find any because he is poor he likes lonely depressed people and he always holds a grudge against everyone
yo Jason go watch hentai with your dog elsewhere
by kennyismyman November 11, 2018
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jason

sucks big cocks. he just wants his dick up your pussy. wishes he had a big peepee.
man : jason is a big fuckboy
by juliosligger February 4, 2020
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Jason Will

To get your jason will on means to do whatever the fuck you want whenever you want.
Cop: Sir do you know why I pulled you over
Weezy Baby: Cuz I do what i do and you do what you can do about it.
Cop: No its because you were speeding
Weezy Baby: Sorry I was just getting my Jason Will on.
by mattyfmills69 October 1, 2009
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Jason

Jason is your typical weirdo.
Abigail- “Jason always picks his nose in english class... and he’s in 12th grade!!“
Maria- “omggg let’s get this on snapchat
by BoomerKingdom December 12, 2019
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Jason

Jason is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jason is the best looking person in zawaldo. Anyone who knows a jason is lucky, no mortal should ever talk to the all mighty jason, unless spoken to. If jason was in a fight, he would win. All the girls love jason and he has the most friends in the world, and you know I am serious because I said the world instead of zawaldo. Jason is the most successful person in life, true meme lord and a true legend, respect all Jasons.
Jason is awesome.
by Jason Reyes November 18, 2019
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