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Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Johnathan

Johnathan is the most attractive, handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He takes pride in his work, style, and especially his hair. You can never mistake his presence because he’s always the funniest person in the room, and never fails to make you laugh.

Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Person 1: Who’s that super cute guy that makes everyone laugh?

Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
by proignialove May 16, 2025
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johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily
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"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"
by Naur1 December 24, 2022
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Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self
Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me
by J..berryyy January 13, 2023
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johnathan

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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johnathan Wheeler

A wimp, the guy who’s always compared to Steve but is simply inferior.
by doodoocaca12345678 July 17, 2022
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