Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool

Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick

by JohannesVan August 16, 2022

Johannes

Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.

Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay

by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022

Johann

A person who is a follower; he’s in love with a sarah but won’t man up and admit it.

Johann is an outgoing person; also in love with sarah.

by bigbrotherpimp May 8, 2022

johanns schwester

Someone everyone has fucked

Someone: deine mutter
Someone: johanns schwester

by Deine ma October 31, 2022

Johannes

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay

johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay

by NebenHannover September 19, 2022

Johannes

Biggest pussy alive despite only eating cock

He is sutch a Johannes

by HHFHGFDYTFTDF January 10, 2022

Iver Johannes Hoff

A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...

Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!

by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022