church of jeet kune do

The Fandom of Jeet Kune Do.

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.

by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023

Jeet

Someone messing something up for you.

This jeet messed up my bet

by ItzJoshhh January 5, 2024

Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

Jeets

My bestie. Even though he’s literally a fucking dog <3

Brian: “look its jeets” Jules: “Jeets pls marry me” Jeets: “____”

by Jules<3sMilfs May 27, 2021

Jeet

Definition, verb: The meat (Sausage) of a Jewish Male

“Damn man, your jeet is huge!”

by O..G MUDBONE December 5, 2020

Jeets

Jeets, Jeetser, Jeets'd. That about all that needs to be jeets'd.

TD - Yo, that guy was such a jeetser on the foosball table last night.
TD (to himself) - Yeah, he jeets'd all over us - such a jeetser. I bet he sent Harley's late night for some jeets.
TD - Haha, jeets.

by HamWen Generals November 26, 2018

Jeet

A species of the mammalian class, known for strong affinity to cows, as it feeds on their dung. They are averse to water and unlike felines, jeets love showing off their fecal matter.

A: Did we have a jeet around here, I can smell it?
B: Yeah, it wanted some bobs and vagene so I took it to the zoo.

by Sentinel505 July 24, 2025