jacob
that boy you have a crush on but he still doesn't notice you because hes too busy kissing his own ass. he has a crush on the slut from your whole grade and you just stare at him with disappointment because you know he don't stand a chance with her oh and he has acne but his beautiful blue eyes make you not look at them so, i guess that's good? he dated your emo "friend" out of pity. He has nice hair from in front but looks like a bowl from the back. He has a shirt that he wears often and he thinks he looks cool in it but in reality it looks like he has saggy titties. he listens to the same fucked up music you listen too and thinks hes cool by saying that the first thing he looks for in a girl is her ass when in reality hes too much of a pussy to even talk, look at a girl directly or even look down at their tits :)
jacob: another word for asshole
jacob by your mums nightmares September 19, 2017
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