Gift Certificating

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.
i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year
by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005
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Gift box

by TheBangingSheep December 25, 2017
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eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.
"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."
by M. Pullet October 23, 2015
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Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.
Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.
by Blind William CupidTells February 13, 2010
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Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self
Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift
by Turner1888 March 17, 2021
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gifted oxy

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy
by ExciteGetLaced June 25, 2015
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Hybridly gifted

When your blessed with both parents of different ethnicities. You then have the best of both their worlds.
When your hybridly gifted , ex; your mom is white and your dad is black = your always invited to the cook out, plus your able to speak to the manager when out and about.
by Plumbsavvy December 01, 2020
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