whatever

the best comeback of all time

person 1: you're such a moron
person 2: whatever

by Szy April 28, 2006

whatev

A variant of "whatever," a term made popular during the 90's valley girl craze. "Whatev" serves as the same purpose as "whatever", to verbally disregard a rejected statement or action, except the shorter version almost mocks the longer as it is usually associated with bubble-gum yuppies. Generally accompanied with a flopping wrist movement and/or a raised eyebrow.

Snob- So, Tommy just asked me to Prom.
Girl- Wait, really?
Snob- Yeah. Guess you can kiss your perfect date with him good-bye, because he chose me, bitch.
Girl- Ugh. Whatev!

by Lily of the Valley December 28, 2005

it's whatevs

Use 1: a phrase used to politely disregard(in a cool-nicca-sorta-way) what another individual has said. especially when you don't care.

Use 2: used to fill awkward silence in place of lame cliched phrases such as "good times"

Use 3: a way to stop the current convo and switch to another topic more suitable to your cultured tastes

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1. lame-Joe: heyy did u know the Superbowl XXXXXXXVII is on tomorrow!

cool-Jim: meh, it's whatevs. anyways man, i gotta go. i've got a...food..in the oven. Peace. (leaves lame-joe in the dust)
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2./3. lame-Joe finishes telling story that no one cares about.
L-J -"haha, that was soo funny! don't u guys think so??"

posse-"haha.. ya.. sure.."

C-J -"meh, it's whatevs. YO! did you guys see Lebron KILLIN Kobe in the Game 7 of the Finals?!?!?!"
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by "C-J" May 10, 2009

whatev

As said by the previous poster: shorter, cooler version of whatever.
Used when people pretend they don't care enough about what they're saying to add the extra syllable. Or, they're not really serious about the negative connotations that go along with "WHATEVER."
Also see whatevs.

Ah I look bad today, but whatev.

Person 1: You forgot to dot your i's!
Person 2: Hehe, whatev!

by anyelle June 21, 2005

whatevs

a word used online or in person by the TOTES. RIDIC. people who think that saying it that was is cool, unfortunately it isn't.
also used to make fun of said people

chipman: last monday at friendly's was so whatevs
couch: i know, i wish 'ma boizzzzz' had come

normal person: and then she said WHATEVS.
second normal person: WHO SAYS THAT.....that's totes ridic.

by stepheaner January 11, 2008

Whatever

To whatever somebody is to drive by someone, slow down, say whatever, and drive away.

{pull up to somebody. say whatever. speed away}

by whatever. whatever September 1, 2010

whatever

When in a lazy mood, you must always reply 'Whatever!!!' to the person talking to you. It really annoys them and it may result in losing your friends but, Hey! Its irritatingly fun all the same!

"Maria? Are you even listening to me?"
"Whatever!"
"No, seriosly. Anyway how was your day?"
"Whatver!"
"Maria, how's school?"
"Whatever!"

by xxX !MaRiA! Xxx ~ Riot Girl April 26, 2004