Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.

"She served him an Israeli lunch".

by Timboz July 23, 2025

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Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

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Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.

Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!

by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025

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An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

by LT Jr March 18, 2025

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Israeli Cock Rocket

Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!

Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?

by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024

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