Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.

Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place

by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024

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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.

The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.

by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025

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Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.

"She served him an Israeli lunch".

by Timboz July 23, 2025

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Israeli Salad

When you're having anal sex and the recipient relieves themselves all over you.

"I was plowing this chick and she gave me the gnarliest Israeli Salad of my entire life."

by KoolGus July 23, 2025

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Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.

Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!

by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025

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