going into labor

Signal for the process of a pregnant person's body preparing for and initiating childbirth, signaled by regular, painful uterine contractions that cause the cervix to dilate and thin, allowing the baby to pass through the birth canal.

Guy: "Remember, just keep it short and casual."
W. D. Gaster: "(SHORT AND CASUAL, GOT IT)"
*15 minutes later*
W. D. Gaster: "(I'M GOING INTO LABOR)"
Guy: "HE'S PULLING THE PREGNANCY CARD ALREADY???"
Alphys: "If we divert the topic back to the construction of the CORE, we might clutch this"

by 7568ino March 17, 2025

labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.

"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"

by geoleogin October 24, 2015

Slave Laborer

An extremely hard-working college student that works very difficult, hot, and sweaty jobs for very little pay. Will do anything short of prostitution to get money. The student may also be beaten and sworn at.

Slave laborer, ditch digger, pear picker, weed puller, etc.

by Circle Digger August 6, 2011

Dark Laborer

An ethnic slur mistakenly said by a young child when speaking of Darth Vader.

Hispanic 4 Year Old( in Walmart): Is that the Dark Laborer?

Mother of 4 Year Old: No, that is not your father.

by InvictusSoul000 July 29, 2018

labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change

" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"

by superduperpasta July 23, 2025

Goat Labor

goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon

Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.

by pure rage March 10, 2022

Labor daugh

when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.

Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"

the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025