A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.
Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.
by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022

by Jaidybug123 August 27, 2019

When having a girl overdosed on heroine, you proceed to dominate the unconscious drug user. While fornicating said drug user you give them a reversal agent known as narcan. When the drug user wakes up you smile and say "Howdy" and ride said drug user like a bull at the rodeo!
by BigDaddyEMS June 17, 2018

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020

Presidential howdy is when you introduce yourself to a woman by grabbing her by the pussy and sniffing her neck
by Turdlingtime March 16, 2024
