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Reverse Desperate Housewife 

When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.

It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"

"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
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aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition of both sofi and aki's housewife, which is rose herself the housewife for both. Might aswell that this person herself has hand kink and praise kink
Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example for "aki's and sofi's housewife is so nice " for more and that.

Aki's and sofi's housewife 

Aki's and sofi's housewife is a definition for her housewives aswell, this aki's and sofi's housewife can be used for more things aswell.
Aki's and sofi's housewife can be used as an example " " aki's and sofi's Housewife had they're piano lessons today " and further more things that it can be used.

housegwife 

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Housegwife" means a very good friend that is a girl.
"Aw jess, housegwife."
housegwife by Aw Jess October 3, 2006

housewise 

The antithesis to streetwise.

Where streetwise is wise about the streets. Housewise, is someone who is unwise about the streets, and is housetrained. Think like an indoor/outdoor cat.
"Yo fam, y'all hatin on me cause y'all ain't street wise like me. I'm streetwise, y'all just housewise"
housewise by Rlbkitch May 24, 2024

the real housewives of barrett weed 

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.
those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

The Real Housewives 

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called
Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!