Vaccine horny

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

by The office of pmac August 20, 2021

horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.

This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.

by ATON02 December 23, 2004

hornybitchtard

A retarded, horny bitch.

Man, Paris Hilton is a hornybitchtard.

by Jocavovo Mopipipia September 27, 2009

horny virgin

you. you're a virgin and you're always horny

you're such a horny virgin

by jesuisworm May 26, 2021

horny on main

When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.

Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.

by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020

horny kid

A young teen looking for a nice smash but not getting any. Normally wanting some from someone older than them.

"Cummon baby, age is just a number"
"Damn ur one horny kid, I'm too old for you"

by Abaybëënotaslutshhhhh July 18, 2017

Uber Horny

When a girl so horny she's willing to pay for her own Uber

OMG Dude, She was uber horny last nite!!! ...She paid for her own Uber!!

by CDUB-HB November 18, 2015