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Texas Hitchhiker 

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.
Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.
Texas Hitchhiker by Toast9150 June 26, 2025

the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!
"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
the hitchhiker by 0jir0 February 3, 2026

Florida handlebar hitchhike 

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing